Friday's Laugh... And Then Some!

I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year-old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out
two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I
reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and
said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to
eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the
bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her
face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What
happened to my booger?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh... And Then Some!

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch
from an exclusive jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any
trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and
we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more
than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less
expensive?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh... And Then Some!

Doctor, you were right when you said you'd have me
on my feet and walking in no time.
That's good, John; when did you start walking?
When I got your bill, Doctor. I had to sell my car to pay.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Joke: Laugh... And Then Some!

Goofy Fred took a friend driving on a narrow mountain
road. After awhile the friend said, "I feel very scared
whenever you go around one of those sharp bends."
"Then do what I do," said Fred, "close your eyes."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Joke: Laugh... And Then Some!

Wife: Honey . . . What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing . . .?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was jus looking for the expiration date.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010