Two piccolos playing in unison.
What’s the definition of perfect pitch in a flute?
When you toss it in the trash and don’t hit the rim.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The piano player does it with his left hand.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have machines for that now.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #124 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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