I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness the Walmart manager came and unplugged it.
Thank goodness for Real Heroes!
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #96 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
