Friday's Joke: Laugh... And Then Some!

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends
wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read
the card; it read "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how
angry he was, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the
mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine
this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and
they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on
your new location!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Joke: Laugh... And Then Some!

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students
of the freshman class, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, so too, the male dormitory to the female
students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined
$20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule
the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third
time will incur a hefty fine of $180," said the dean.

The dean continued, "Are there any questions?"

At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much
for a season pass?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Spring 2010

Friday's Joke: Laugh... And Then Some!

Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was.
Grandma answered, "39 and holding."
Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how
old would you be if you let go?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Spring 2010

Friday's Joke: Laugh... And Then Some!

Bob couldn't believe it---he'd made it to the last round of his favorite game show.
"Congratulations, Bob," said the emcee. "Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars!"
"This is a two-part question on American history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?"
Bob figured he'd play it safe. "I think I'll try the second part of the question first."
The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation.
"Okay, Bob here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Spring 2010