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A father asks his ten year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child
said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.

"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then at age eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #73 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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A man called his mother in Florida, "Mom, how are you?" 

"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak." 

The son said, "Why are you so weak?" 

She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." 

The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?

"The mother answered, "Because; I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #70 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, 

"What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and 

says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #66 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

 How Do You Get Holy Water?
 You Boil The Hell Out Of It

 What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
 Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
 Polaroid's

 What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
 A Stick

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #61 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II