LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, 

"What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and 

says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #66 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II