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A man called his mother in Florida, "Mom, how are you?" 

"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak." 

The son said, "Why are you so weak?" 

She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." 

The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?

"The mother answered, "Because; I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #70 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II