Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A man had an accident and called the police on his cell phone.

The police asked, "Where is the location of your accident?"

The man replied, "Approximately near milepost 499."

The police asked again, "Where is milepost 499?"

The man replied again, "Probably between milepost 498 and 500."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

There was an old college professor who started every class with
a vulgar joke.

After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk
out the next time he started.

The professor got wind of their plot, so the next morning he walked in and
said, "Good morning, class.  Did you hear about the shortage of whores
in India?"

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

"Wait ladies," cried the professor.  "The boat doesn't leave until Thursday."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her
husband, "I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty.  Will you
still give me a romantic compliment?"

Husband replies: "Your eyesight is still excellent."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned
the medicine man.  After a brief examination, the medicine man
took out a long, thin, strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief,
instructing him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather
every day.  After a month, the medicine man returned to see how
the chief was feeling.  The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is
ended, but the malady lingers on."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena
Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to
perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done
several years ago.  Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate
as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the
upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage.  The
husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and
Louella has been charged with . . .

A Misdewiener!

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010