Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible.  He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.

She pushed him away.  "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said.

"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.

"Really," she said, softening.  "How many models have there been?"

"Four," he replied.  "A jug, two apples, and a vase."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

 "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered.  "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow!  That's a very expensive car.  What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn, he pulls out a gun . . . and robs the Bank! . . . But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses . . . He turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this Bank?"

The customer replies, "YES."

The bank robber raises his gun, points it at the guy's head, and BANG!!!!!  ---shoots him in the head and kills him!

He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man . . . "DID . . . YOU . . . SEE . . . ME . . . ROB THIS BANK?

The man calmly responds . . . "No . . . But my wife did!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:  HIJKLMNO.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:  Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010