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Two Rednecks are sittin' in a boat on the lake fishing and suckin' down beers when all of a sudden Woody says, "Ah think ah'm gonna divorce mah wife---she hain't spoke to me in over six months."

Bubba slowly sips his beer and says, "Ya'll better think it over--wimmen like that are hard to find."

"I want my husband to pay attention to me," says the woman to the clerk behind the counter.  "Do you have any perfume that smells like a computer?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #194 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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A very depressed man walks into a bar.  He sits down on a stool and orders a triple scotch.  He quickly downs his drink and orders another.  The bartender, seeing the man is in some distress, asks if he is all right.  The man replies, "I just came home early from work and found my wife in bed with my best friend.  I told her to pack her bags and go, it's finished between us."

The bartender said, "What about your friend?"

The man replied, "I looked him straight in the eye and said . . . BAD DOG!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #180 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from Detroit showed up.

Never having seen anyone from Detroit at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.

After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.

A few minutes later, St. Peter returned to God, breathless, and said, "They're gone!"

"What? All of the Detroiters are gone?" asked God.

"No!" replied Saint Peter.  "The Pearly Gates!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #189 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.


Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.


Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #186 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II