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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community.  A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench.

After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"

He replies, "I lived here years ago."


"So, where were you all these years?"


"In prison," he says.


"Why did they put you in prison?"


He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."


"Oh!" said the woman.  "So you're single . . . ?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #229 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.

We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver-side door.

As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!"

His reply, "I know.  I already got that side."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #224 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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In a recent USA survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, a huge 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison . . . yet . . .

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #220 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.  Can I get a new attorney?

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #218 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blond) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #216 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II