Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A man enters a full elevator and shouts, "Ballroom please."

A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.  She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.  The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen.  I call the police for help, and what do they do?  They send me a BLIND policeman."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays.  He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed.  He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where do ya'll go to school?"

The co-ed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but answered his question, "Yale."

The Georgia student took a big, deep, breath and shouted, "WHERE DO YA'LL GO TO SCHOOL?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

ATTORNEY:  ALL your responses MUST be oral, okay?  What school did you go to?

WITNESS:  Oral.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional.  I'm getting out before it becomes mandatory.  ---Anonymous Military Personnel

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A little girl had just finished her first week of school.  "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother.  "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked!

As I was reeling from the shock, I heard by five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom!  That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."

The little girl thought about it for a few moments then asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit.  Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst.  So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge a box of Havana cigars.

The partner was horrified.  "The judge is an honorable man," the partner exclaimed.  "If you do that, I can guarantee you will lose the case!"

Weeks later, the judge ruled in favor of the lawyer's client.  The partner took him to lunch to congratulate him.  "Aren't you glad yo didn't send those cigars to the judge?" the partner asked.

"But I did send them," replied the lawyer.  "I just enclosed the plaintiff's lawyer's business card!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A college student goes to the school therapist.  During the
session, the therapist asks, "How is your sex life?"

The college student replies, "I have a lot of issues with sex."

The therapist asks again, "What kind of issues?"

The college student again replies, "Oh, mostly Hustler and Penthouse."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

A man had an accident and called the police on his cell phone.

The police asked, "Where is the location of your accident?"

The man replied, "Approximately near milepost 499."

The police asked again, "Where is milepost 499?"

The man replied again, "Probably between milepost 498 and 500."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

There was an old college professor who started every class with
a vulgar joke.

After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk
out the next time he started.

The professor got wind of their plot, so the next morning he walked in and
said, "Good morning, class.  Did you hear about the shortage of whores
in India?"

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

"Wait ladies," cried the professor.  "The boat doesn't leave until Thursday."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her
husband, "I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty.  Will you
still give me a romantic compliment?"

Husband replies: "Your eyesight is still excellent."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned
the medicine man.  After a brief examination, the medicine man
took out a long, thin, strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief,
instructing him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather
every day.  After a month, the medicine man returned to see how
the chief was feeling.  The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is
ended, but the malady lingers on."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena
Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to
perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done
several years ago.  Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate
as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the
upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage.  The
husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and
Louella has been charged with . . .

A Misdewiener!

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your
husband's drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, an amazing effect!  Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

Bambi, a blond in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her U.S. government class.  The professor asked
Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was
the decision George Washington had to make before he
crossed the Delaware."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

 Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house,
crying as though her heart would break.
"What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor.
"My doll!  Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it, Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010

Friday's Laugh . . . And Then Some!

Day #94: A man woke up in a hospital after a serious
accident.  He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my
legs!"  The doctor replied, "I know you can't---I've cut
off your arms!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010