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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #215 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.

What did the blond say when she found she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #214 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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Two good old Southern boys were driving a truck through the back roads of West Virginia when they came to an overpass with a "CLEARANCE: 11 Feet" sign.

They got out and measured their rig, which was over 12 feet tall.

"Waddaya think?" asked one, as they climbed back into the cab.

The other replied, "Hell, there ain't a cop in sight.  Let's take a chance.".

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #212 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar.

Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves, and yelled, "I resent that!"

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.

The redneck looked at him and said, "You stay outta this, I'm talking to the guy on your lap!!!!!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #211 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II