ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.
What did the blond say when she found she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #214 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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