LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."



A cop, stopping a drunk, asks, "Can you explain why you're out at this hour?"

"If I could," the drunk said, "I'd be home by now!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #244 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.  

I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.

She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #235 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #233 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan.

The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?"

"No," replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire."

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"

"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. 

The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains.  "I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys!  He's one of us!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #232 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II