A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #264 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Friday, September 30, 2011
LAUGH . . . And Then Some!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
From Day #264 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
From Day #264 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Friday, September 23, 2011
LAUGH . . . And Then Some!
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
The caller asked for the little girl's mother.
The 4-year-old daughter replied, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
From Day #259 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
The caller asked for the little girl's mother.
The 4-year-old daughter replied, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #259 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Friday, September 16, 2011
LAUGH . . . And Then Some!
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penney?
God: "Wait a minute."
From Day #255 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penney?
God: "Wait a minute."
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #255 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Friday, September 9, 2011
LAUGH . . . And Then Some!
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60 years old . . . Now he's 97 years old, and we don't know where the hell he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning . . . before my brain figures out what the hell I'm doing.
From Day #252 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning . . . before my brain figures out what the hell I'm doing.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #252 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Friday, September 2, 2011
LAUGH . . . And Then Some!
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
From Day #246 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #246 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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