LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

Why does someone believe you when you say there are ten billion-trillion stars, but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #279 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walked up to him and said, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #277 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

Big inspection on a building site.

The boss tells workers: "Whatever happens, just act as usual."

The inspection committee was inspecting when a wall just collapses.

(Worker, looking at his watch) --- "10:15, just on time! "

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #273 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #265 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II