"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," siad Tim.
So, she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
"That's still quite a bit," Time complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #300 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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