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A man phones home from his office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."

He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off.

A week later he returns. His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"

He says, "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #89 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 

“I've been waiting for you all day,” the officer said. 

The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” 

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #82 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
Bad golfer goes, whack, dang!
Bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.

 
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #80 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of  him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
 
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' 

The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.”

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #77 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."


A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #76 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II