Monday, February 11, 2013
Friday, January 11, 2013
LAUGH . . . And Then Some!
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.
From Day #130 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Except that one where you're naked in church.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #130 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Friday, January 4, 2013
LAUGH . . . And Then Some!
A very respectable woman went into a pharmacy and approached the pharmacist. “I need to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist could not believe what he heard. “Lord above! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. I’d lose my license and we’d both wind up in jail! I absolutely WILL NOT sell you any cyanide!”
The woman then put her hand into her purse and produced a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist examined the picture, gasped and then replied, “Well … this does change things. You didn’t say that you had a prescription.”
From Day #128 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist could not believe what he heard. “Lord above! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. I’d lose my license and we’d both wind up in jail! I absolutely WILL NOT sell you any cyanide!”
The woman then put her hand into her purse and produced a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist examined the picture, gasped and then replied, “Well … this does change things. You didn’t say that you had a prescription.”
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #128 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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