On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students
of the freshman class, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, so too, the male dormitory to the female
students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined
$20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule
the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third
time will incur a hefty fine of $180," said the dean.
The dean continued, "Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much
for a season pass?"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Spring 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
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