A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends
wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read
the card; it read "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how
angry he was, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the
mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine
this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and
they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on
your new location!"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Laugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
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