Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"
Deep breath . . . "What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"
. . . and so it does . . .
"A f r i c a n Elephant."
Hooked on phonics!!!! Ain't it wonderful?
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #210 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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