A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper," an ice cream parlor in Naples.
He pulled himself slowly and painfully up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "hemorrhoids."
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #203 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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