Science Teacher: "Even though they are much bigger than us, they have throat pleats that filter food..
Little Girl: "But Mrs. Watson says Nicola was swallowed by a huge whale."
Angry Science Teacher: "Blue whales can’t swallow people."
Little Girl: "Well, when I get to heaven I'll just ask Nicola if he was really swallowed by a whale."
Even Angrier Science Teacher: "What if Nicola went to hell?"
Little Girl: "Well, then you can ask him yourself!.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #35 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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