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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'

"Me neither doc," said the husband.

"But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #49 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?'
 
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
 
'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.'
 
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
 
'The big sissy.'

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #46 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father..."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

She says, "He said, "Please, Mary, put down that damn gun...""

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #45 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II

LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #43 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II