LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?'
 
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
 
'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.'
 
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
 
'The big sissy.'

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #46 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II