your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something."
"Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl.
Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there ever been any insanity in your family?"
"Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?
"Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night you've worn that silly hat to bed."
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #60 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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