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Why did the chicken wear red suspenders? In case there was a fire across the road.

 

Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to spell “straight,” little Johnny did so without error.

“Bravo,” said the teacher, “now, what does it mean?”

“Without water in it.”

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #123 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II