The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?"
"No," says the bum.
The man then asks, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?"
Again the bum says, "No."
So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #17 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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