LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

The father of a young girl is late leaving the office when he remembers that it is his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a birthday present. He stops at a toy store and asks the sales clerk, " How much is the Barbie in the window?" 

The condescending sales clerk says, " Which Barbie? We have Barbie GoesTo the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Plays Volleyball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes To The Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Dancing For $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95." 

The surprised father asks, " Why does Divorced Barbie cost $265.95 while all the others cost only $19.95?" 

The sales clerk replies self-assuredly, "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture and Ken's computer."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #22 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II